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We used to have a nice tradition of kidnapping the freshman the night before the homecoming game and tying them up and drawing lots of cocks on their face etc. Then we would all party together and subsequently get our ass kicked the next day in the game.
You pick…One of our many senior pranks… • Snuck in at night and climbed up on the roof of the school and threw two rotten eggs into every classroom and office. Feel a little bad about that one. keyboards, desks, lesson plans ruined. Thought it was the best prank ever at the time.
• Bought a 14 inch Dildo and hung it in the tree that all the “cool Junior’s sat under at lunch. This was probably the easiest and most hilarious. I’ll never forget the poor janitor who had to climb the tree and carry down a big veiny floppy silicone cock to the principles office.
• Took all the trashcans on campus into my buddies truck and tried to hide them in the baseball dugouts. The goal was to come to school the next day and for there to be utter chaos. No one would have anywhere to throw their trash for days.
Anyhow, got what we deserved We worked on this from 2am to 4am and the janitor ended up just followed the trail of trash we left to the baseball field. All the trashcans were set up in perfect place without a mention of it from anyone. • Got 400 rolls of toilet paper and got back up on the roof with 10–15 guys and covered every tree in the school. We got it so high and it never rains in our city so it was up there for months.
• We stole a bunch of Mr. McDonald Mannequins, Del Taco Sign, KFC signs and put them on the roof right above the office. • We spent 4 hours covering every single white parking line with black paint. The parking lot was chaos.
The poor janitor had to use white spray paint for the next day and do his best. • Day one of our Senior year we wrote Juniors Suck etc etc in Salt all over the schools grass and football field. Especially focused on the grass areas all the Juniors ate lunch on. This ended up in a salt war with the Juniors. It wasn’t very cool to see Seniors SUCK DICK written out on the sideline on the college film we had to send out as our RB was running down the field for a touchdown.
Got what we deserved on this one as well. • I am truly sorry to our janitor. He was the man and didn’t deserve any of it.
It was great for school spirit and our tradition of being idiot teenagers so he kind of enjoyed it. But, still…I am sorry This content is not to be reproduced outside of Quora. • Put dry ice in the toilets. Fog up the bathroom. • Hide bluetooth speakers around a classroom. Use your imagination to come up with the sounds to play during class ;) • Tip: put one next to the intercom speaker.
They’ll think it’s the speaker. • Fill a room with helium balloons. This works even better if you have a short teacher • Bonus points: Put flour or cornstarch in the balloons. If they get popped, it will make a mess. • Put balloons with flour in them on the tailpipe of a car.
The exhaust will fill it up, and it will pop, sending up a cloud of white behind the car. They won’t know that it isn’t just flour.
• Note: You don’t need to use helium balloons if you plan on putting flour or cornstarch in them. • Boil sugar in water until you get a good syrup. Go around and paint the syrup on doorknobs, locker locks, car door handles, stair rails, etc.
• Don’t use food coloring. This makes it too noticeable. • Open a can of spam or tuna and set it in (and FAR in) an air vent. The smell will grow more potent with time. • Don’t pour it out. That makes a big mess, and can be counted as vandalism • This last one is great, and requires the assistance 5–10 others (and some money). Buy some frozen butterflies online.
Or, you can buy boxes of ladybugs from a garden store. Store them in your locker, and at the same time, take them with you and release them in a crowded place. • Crowded places can include an assembly or a classroom. Or even graduation, if you have balls enough.
• Make sure all involved are spaced out and are near exits, so the escape can be made quickly. Those are a few pranks I’ve brainstormed.
One of them involved Viagara, but I quickly discarded that particular idea. I hope this helped, and remember, only use these powers for good. Or revenge. That works too. Go crazy!
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