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The fourth series of this sitcom sees Jess (Zoey Deschanel) and Nick (Jake Johnson) back in the dating pool after splitting up at the end of Series 3, but Jess complicates her pursuit when she becomes attracted to a colleague.
Schmidt (Max Greenfield) continues his single, womanising ways, though he still harbours feelings for CeCe (Hannah Simone). Coach (Damon Wayans Jr.) also finds relationship troubles, while Winston (Lamorne Morris) is focused on graduating from the police academy, but things don't go as smoothly as he wants. Notable guest stars include Jessica Biel, J.J. Watt and Regis Philbin. •
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‹ The is being . › The fourth season of the American comedy series premiered on September 16, 2014 on and concluded on May 5, 2015. Season four consisted a total of 22 episodes.
Developed by under the working title Chicks & Dicks, the series revolves around offbeat teacher Jess () after her moving into an LA loft with three men, Nick (), Schmidt (), and Winston (); Jess' best friend Cece () also appears regularly.
The show combines comedy and drama elements as the characters, who are in their early thirties, deal with maturing relationships and career choices.
New Girl (season 4) The series was renewed for a fourth season on March 7, 2014. The 22-episode season premiered on September 16, 2014. Beginning this season, was promoted to a series regular. Both and guest starred in the season premiere. Biel played Kat, "the hottest scientist in the world" who competes with Jess after they both fall for Scott's character Ted, who they both met at a wedding.
will guest as Ashley, Jess' old high school nemesis and Bob Day's much younger fiancée. also reprised her role as Schmidt's boss Gina. guest starred as Matt, an attractive guy that Jess meets at a bar who unfortunately has some shortcomings below the belt. had a recurring role as Ryan Geauxinue, a handsome teacher that replaces Jess in her old teaching position, and for whom Jess ends up having romantic feelings.
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overall No. in season Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code U.S. viewers (millions) 73 1 "The Last Wedding" September 16, 2014 ( 2014-09-16) 4ATM01 3.04 With the gang attending yet another wedding this summer, Schmidt motivates everyone to get back in the sexual game.
Jess competes with Kat (), an overachieving scientist, for the affection of Ted (). Ted is the best man - and, according to Kat is the only eligible guy at the wedding. Schmidt tries to convince Nick to take part in a with two of the bridesmaids - but then Schmidt decides against it. Coach has a hard time trying to hook up with women at the wedding because of his history with them, while Winston tries to function while being really physically sore from training at the police academy.
Cece reveals that she and Buster have broken up. 74 2 "Dice" Matt Fusfeld & Alex Cuthbertson September 23, 2014 ( 2014-09-23) 4ATM02 2.35 Jess uses a dating app called Dice and with a little help from Schmidt to effectively find the best guy for her. Coach reveals that he never tried marijuana, so Nick and Cece bake brownies for Coach's first stoned experience, where they all get stoned, just as LAPD cadet Winston invites them all to a barbecue with other LAPD cadets.
75 3 "Julie Berkman's Older Sister" Nina Pedrad September 30, 2014 ( 2014-09-30) 4ATM03 2.37 Jess' father Bob visits with his new young girlfriend Ashley Berkman (), a classmate from Jess' old high school and a recovering sex addict. Bob proposes to Ashley and she accepts. Schmidt rigs a product focus group with Coach, Nick and Winston participating on giving their thoughts on sponges. 76 4 "Micro" Josh Malmuth October 7, 2014 ( 2014-10-07) 4ATM04 2.61 Jess tries to prove to the guys that she is not superficial by dating Matt (), a handsome guy who has a rare male endowment issue (a ).
She stops seeing him after his girlfriend walks in. Cece and Winston trick Coach and Schmidt into thinking that they are good looking enough to be male models.
77 5 "Landline" Trent O'Donnell Rob Rosell October 14, 2014 ( 2014-10-14) 4ATM05 2.26 Vice principal Jess implements a non-dating policy with the faculty members, just as she becomes attracted to (), the new teacher, who is taking over her old science teaching position. When Jess gets a new landline phone for the apartment, Nick becomes the "secretary" of the phone taking messages and acting in behalf of Schmidt and Winston. 78 6 "Background Check" November 4, 2014 ( 2014-11-04) 4ATM06 3.38 As a part of his police academy processing, Winston must undergo a background check, as well as having the apartment searched by his superior Dorado ().
However, Jess reveals to the guys that she has a bag of meth in her possession. She informs the officer doing the check, who tells Jess that the 'meth' is actually aquarium rocks. 79 7 "Goldmine" Russ Alsobrook Berkley Johnson November 11, 2014 ( 2014-11-11) 4ATM07 3.04 Nick pretends to be gay to avoid conflict with Jess' new boyfriend Ian ().
When Cece reveals that she is considering breast reduction surgery, Schmidt is emotionally distraught. Winston does tasks hoping it will lead to him sleeping with either Michelle () or her new roommate Viv (), but Coach tries to short cut the strategy. 80 8 "Teachers" Trent O'Donnell Kim Rosenstock November 18, 2014 ( 2014-11-18) 4ATM08 2.83 Jess and Coach go to a teachers workshop during the weekend, held by Brenda Brown (), a free-spirited education guru.
During the weekend, Jess is terrified to spend any intimate time with Ryan and Coach is doubtful that he will be a good enough health teacher. While Jess is away, Nick, Schmidt and Winston have a "guys weekend".
81 9 "Thanksgiving IV" Fred Goss David Feeney November 25, 2014 ( 2014-11-25) 4ATM09 2.77 For Thanksgiving, Schmidt demands that everyone bring a friend to sleep with another friend for "Bangsgiving". Coach invites Ryan for the occasion, with Jess still having conflicting feelings for him.
82 10 "Girl Fight" Bill Purple Danielle Sanchez-Witzel December 2, 2014 ( 2014-12-02) 4ATM10 3.00 An old disagreement between Jess and Cece is brought up again, causing more tense ramifications than before. Nick begins dating with Winston putting the thought into Nick's mind that she may be homeless. Winston has a hard time buckling down to study for the LAPD entrance exam.
83 11 "LAXmas" Trent O'Donnell Matt Fusfeld & Alex Cuthbertson December 9, 2014 ( 2014-12-09) 4ATM11 3.28 The gang arrives at the , where most of their flights are delayed. Jess is invited by Ryan to meet his family in England for Christmas, and is worried that she is not good enough for them when she sees his family's house, and gives up when her gifts are stolen by a perverted Santa (). Coach wants to go vacationing instead of seeing his sister and niece. Schmidt and Cece visit a . 84 12 "Shark" Jacob Brown & Rob Rosell January 6, 2015 ( 2015-01-06) 4ATM12 3.19 Jess and Schmidt disagree on the approach that should be taken concerning overnight construction disturbing the neighborhood.
Matters get even more complicated with Schmidt falling for , a cold and manipulative councilwoman working for the neighborhood district. Winston graduates from the police academy and is assigned a partner named .
Nick and Coach then become worried that Aly is too small to protect Winston when they are on duty. 85 13 "Coming Out" Bill Purple Sophia Lear January 13, 2015 ( 2015-01-13) 4ATM13 2.90 Jess finally tells the school staff about her relationship with Ryan Geauxinue, however she also tries not to show favoritism to Ryan, when the teachers are tasked to come up with a school field trip.
When Schmidt is diagnosed with ulcers and recommended to take a day off from work, Nick and Kai make sure that he does. Coach changes his personality to hook up with Nurse Ruth (). Winston is obsessed with wearing a crystal around his neck that he thinks is a good luck charm. 86 14 "Swuit" Trent O'Donnell Noah Garfinkel February 3, 2015 ( 2015-02-03) 4ATM14 2.96 Jess tries to mediate when Nick and Schmidt continually clash concerning business ideas that they plan on presenting to investor .
Cece is unable to pay for her college tuition, but does not want to tell Jess, so Coach and Winston offer to "invest" in her. However, the two guys then hover over Cece to pick more profitable college courses. 87 15 "The Crawl" Jay Chandrasekhar Kim Rosenstock February 10, 2015 ( 2015-02-10) 4ATM15 2.71 After Kai breaks up with him, Nick has the gang take part in a on Valentine's Day, with Winston providing the equivalent of the .
While struggling to find a new job at another school, Ryan asks Jess to move in with him. Schmidt and Fawn are now dating, but she is more concerned with impressing her fellow colleagues, leaving Schmidt to emotionally reconnect with Cece.
Coach meets a woman named but is rejected for his cheesy pick-up antics, but he keeps running into her at the next bar crawl destinations.
88 16 "Oregon" Russ Alsobrook Nina Pedrad February 17, 2015 ( 2015-02-17) 4ATM16 3.08 The gang travels to Jess's old hometown of Portland for Bob's wedding to Ashley. When Ryan fails to show up for the trip to Portland, Jess begins to feel that continuing her long distance relationship with him was a mistake. The gang support Jess by going on her hometown tour of the places she frequented. Cece gets flustered trying to talk to an old high school crush.
Nick and Coach return to Jess's mother's house to retrieve the wedding rings, only to find Joan on a "" with her friends. 89 17 "Spiderhunt" Steve Welch Berkley Johnson February 24, 2015 ( 2015-02-24) 4ATM17 2.85 Schmidt's arachnophobia causes the gang to hunt for a spider loose in the loft.
Cece is reluctant to tell Jess about her feelings for Schmidt. Nick cooks his infamous sauce. Coach has a hard time typing an e-mail to send to May, asking her out on a date.
90 18 "Walk of Shame" Christine Gernon Danielle Sanchez-Witzel March 3, 2015 ( 2015-03-03) 4ATM18 2.53 Jess and Cece end up taking the , in Jess's case she spends the night with Bearclaw (). Coach is embarrassed to invite Nick and Winston to an art exhibit where May, who is a cellist, will be performing.
91 19 "The Right Thing" Erin O'Malley Matt Fusfeld & Alex Cuthbertson March 31, 2015 ( 2015-03-31) 4ATM19 2.32 Jess feels obligated to attend the memorial of Pete, a guy she only dated twice, only to find out later that the memorial is being conducted by Pete's girlfriend Val (). Pete was also a sports agent, with one of his clients being , who Coach becomes starstruck over.
Nick and Schmidt want to become part owners of Mike's () bar, but in order to come up with the money, Schmidt asks his mother Louise () for his long-awaited Bar Mitzvah money. Winston wants to hang out socially with Aly, however she is not interested. 92 20 "Par 5" Trent O'Donnell & Rob Rosell April 7, 2015 ( 2015-04-07) 4ATM20 2.14 Jess accompanies Fawn Moscato to a female charity golf tournament, so Jess can network with politicians to get new computers for her school.
Winston falls for KC (), an activist who is not too fond of the police, so Winston hides the fact that he is a police officer. With Cece's help, Schmidt put on bronzer, to not look too pale when he is out with Fawn. 93 21 "Panty Gate" David Feeney & Veronica McCarthy April 28, 2015 ( 2015-04-28) 4ATM21 2.07 Coach and May decide to break up after May gets a job offer in New York, but the decision affects them both emotionally, with Jess trying to fix things between them.
Schmidt agrees to be by Fawn Moscato's side after an embarrassing mishap. A book inspires Cece to take chances. 94 22 "Clean Break" Trent O'Donnell Story by: Rebecca Addelman Teleplay by: Rebecca Addelman & Kim Rosenstock May 5, 2015 ( 2015-05-05) 4ATM22 2.22 Coach prepares to move to New York to live with May and refuses to hold on to any mementos of his time living in the loft.
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You’re a true New Girl fan if you get that reference. 8. “Schmidt happens. Thumb ring, bitch! You’ve got some Schmidt on your face!” (Season 1, Episode 2 “Kryptonite”) 7. “Know this: you’re not the only one that’s hurting here, Jessica Day.
The economy stinks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now and I have a broken penis.
Don’t pretend to know my pain.” (Season 1, Episode 23 “Backslide”) 4. “You’re listening to the radio and writing with a pen? What decade are we in?” (Season 1, Episode 20 “Normal”) 3. “What if he gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts?
I’m standing there, I’m saying, ‘Sorry, officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.’ An then boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave.” (Season 1, Episode 4 “Naked”) 2. “Hey, M. Night Shyamalan. I’ve got a twist ending for you: shut up.” (Season 2, Episode 16) 1. “I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.” (Season 2, Episode 11 “Santa”)
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